IAQ

Infrequently Asked Questions:

Q: Hello?
A: THAT IS NOT A QUESTION

Q: If you had a pet cat, what would it’s name be?
A: ADMIRAL PAIN 

Q: How long is a piece of string?
A: It is not the string that you measure, but your mind.

Q: Do alligators exist?
A: I really, really don’t know. 

Q: Are yo-
A: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR QUESTIONS 

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